gloomymoth:

missvoltairine:

I PROMISE you that every single depressed person has been told to exercise already, you are never ever ever going to be the first person to suggest that to any depressed person ever.

(via ladyanneoftardis)

simplywonderfulmindlessness:

So i was looking at the 72 kings of hell with my brother and i found something

This is Stolas he is a prince of hell

And this is a Furby

stolas just has longer legs

(via nocasdatsgay)

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

(via dutchster)

  • Literally everyone in OoTP: Sirius stay inside the goddamn house
  • Sirius: To quote Hamlet Act III Scene iii line 92, “no”.

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

(via manda)